Last season, 99.9999999% of NFL draft experts had the Chicago Bears grabbing Caleb Williams at number one, then Jayden Daniels heading to Washington at number two. This season, we’re seeing less commonality, as there isn’t a clear top pick. That said, the top three is generally some combination of Cam Ward, Abdul Carter, and Shedeur Sanders, with a couple of outliers here and there. But what if we chucked all of that out of the window? What if we mocked differently simply for the sake of mocking differently? And who, in our goofball fake draft, would land in Chicago? All of these question are answered here in the first ten picks of The 2025 NFL Draft That Will Never Happen: